Tuesday, January 04, 2011

Tips I Amateurly Conjured In answering NCLEX & NLE Question Books

The December 2010 NLE last December 19 & 20 was very difficult period. It may sound defeatist, but my heart and mind couldn't lie. I am really hoping and praying I can pass it. When I left the room to join my college friends outside their testing rooms, I was so disappointed I have countless answers that were products of stupidity! What was i thinking?! There were a lot of questions that I could not classify under nursing jurisprudence and professional development. They were more of hospital and unit management which I deduced subjects from the graduate class. The choices were also very tricky, listing all possible general choices that match the concerned topic. When I went home the 2nd day, papa urged me to go along with my friends who were having an afterparty with our review center. I told him i cannot go. He replied in Visayan, sometimes I should also learn how to get drunk! So I reached a bottle of Tanduay Ice from our supply box and got groggy after nearly finishing a whole bottle. That, and easy A made things bearable that day, but please underline the former.

For me to list what I learned during my 6 months review, I answered a looooot of test questions from the past board examinations and NCLEX reviewers (both in print and CD-rom) from Saunders, Lippincott, Mosby's, Delmar, Kaplan, Springhouse, Pilliteri, and chapter questions from Kozier, Lemone and Burke and Videbeck. Trust me, it made no difference in the actual seating. Or even if it did engineer how you would feel before jumping in ice, it made no difference as to how the exam would make you feel after you left the school gate and fixed your gaze towards the sky in a hopeful note that you can still make it through.

1. Look at the commonality of options
2. Look at the CUES in each question. Over-confidence enables us to read through @ torpedo speed neglecting the BASIC principles we have to remember. Sometimes, the cues point to answers in choices that are tricky.
3. Convert necessary values.
4. Never stereotype (another flaw of over-confidence) questions and options. Its more likely a bait and you have to recognize it before getting trapped by your own stupidity. Read the question. Do not make unintelligent assumptions. Stop. Read the question again and interpret it as it is. Think hard.
5. Do not readily eliminate options. Give them equal chances to survive your counterpoints. Systematically argue with them within the boundaries of scientific logic.
6. Look at the consequences produced by each option.
7. Do not try to fit the rationale of the supposed answer to a favored option.
8. Adverse effects are to be reported. Side effects are, under in normal conditions, expected.
9. Pay attention to these cues well: before, during, after
10. Beware of options that are seemingly right, but require doctor's order.
11. There is always a logical explanation for each answer. Make sure it is defensible in a debate.
12. Don't just reread items mindlessly.
13. For incorrect options, it either: there's 1 word making it incorrect or its irrelevant
14. If you have problems identifying the answer, refer back to the situation and identify cues that could narrow your options.
15. When answering questions, always be client-centered, prioritize according to needs, and Maslow's hierarchy. When choosing implementation options, answer these questions first: is it safe? is it relevant to the situation and to the kind of patient served?
16. The wrong answers are interspersed by right answers that are seemingly believable (I call them Trojan Horses). Do the extra mile of thinking beyond what is obvious and there you'll see what makes it wrong.
17. It may sound like it but think twice! The other may indirectly sound like it too and surprise surprise, its the right option!

Monday, January 03, 2011

My Current Hair and My Post Christmas Visit to Izy

I now have short hair! After months of enduring a series of verbal lashes from my parents (causing me a great deal of unwanted stress) ranging from "old hag" name calling to vehement sneering, they finally succumb to victory by carefully plotting the demise of my promising hair plans in a fool proof fashion the type that grips you harder from the tight reins of parental superiority with Count Orloff's eerie masterpiece playing at the background. God bless how shall I look with my flabby post Christmas self. A diabetic Dora. I originally wanted it to look like Cindy Goh's cut from the Amazing Race Asia Season 4. However, my quick judgment warned me that it is possible the earth may stood still if I walked around looking like Matilda's stepbrother.

My overnight stay @ Izy's house (which I deduced a conniving plot to accompany her and appease her somewhere between monophobia or paranormal phobia, haha!) last December 30, 2010 was memorable with gratis of course to her! Her dogs have grown! Its been ages since I last saw them dawdling in their living room. We were a bit alarmed when their pet parrot gave a stressed sound. I was even more alarmed when she told me it is possible that snakes could be lurking around the greens. That is why every now and then during that time i assisted to feed her dogs and removed dried laundry, I found myself actively gazing around trees, plants, and the crevices of suspicious objects. haha! 1989 did not guarantee me immunity! I told her I wanted to learn music this year, planning a violin course at a local music studio and added I might have to start from 0 and relearn how to read notes. I nearly cried when she gamely picked a piece of paper and drew differences between the Treble and Bass clef, different notes and measures,a little bit about rest, sharps and flats. She opened the lid of their piano and started retrieving a musical sheet from the famed Joe Hisaishi's Spirited Away theme. She showed me how to read the notes and apply them in piano playing. She also suggested that instead of violin, I should sign up for a class in piano. While she was heating our food for dinner, she let me play a Go application in her Iphone she downloaded from Pandanet server. I was very excited and my eyes welled with repressed tears after 4 long years of hibernation. I told her of my plans to study the game again (I suddenly remembered the summer of 2006 after playing Badminton at Catalina Gardens, we walked down Shrine Hills and stopped at Shalom store at the Saturn St. curve to play some Go in their chess tables. I brought my paper chips!). The highest level I got from a handicapped play is > 15 Kyu! Pathetic! I played on a 19x19 board,easy level and after a few moves, the app passed and i won a premature epic battle! I was more of questioning myself. So, I changed the settings to mid difficulty level but I wasn't able to finish it. While we were eating our dinner, we were able to discuss the following: national revolution from a third world state, anthropology, regional dishes of McDonalds (didn't know Germany has included beer in their menu), her stand on my stand to conjure an implementation program for garbage disposal, my frustrations on mediocrity and people easily swayed by comfort and mre follies sacrificing their principles, her philo learning from the UP system, respect, our interpretation of who we are in the greater scheme of the universe, and my stand on religion and her counterpoint. She told me a revolution like that of the Americans and the French must ensue to liberate the people from the cancers of society that has long imprisoned creativity and autonomy. (*to be continued)

Film Characterization: Lagaan: Once Upon a Time in India

Bhuvan

He is an enigmatic young farmer with courage born of conviction – and a dream in his heart. He shows great compassion to people (especially to lower caste classification) and animals (dubbed by Captain Russell as their protector because he distracts them when Captain Russell poaches). His character has been very consistent all throughout, his values and principles intact. He despises the actuations of the British and was one of those desirous for justice. When he knows that they can, he will not stop trying (even though the scales are tipped to their disadvantage). He used to be hated by the villagers, even the headmen of Tantpura and Bhind (another Indian village) after his decision to play in the cricket match with the British, however the clever reasonings he delivered accompanied by the brave trainings of cricket has drove the hearts of the villagers towards supporting him whole. When asked by the villager’s elders why he acquiesced to the British condition, he replied “The Brits did not leave us a choice. No one was even that strong to pay lagaan, how much more double lagaan…The people don’t have grains to fill coffers, even hungry stomachs. This should not be perceived as a calamity but an opportunity to turn hope into reality.” He is a brave and able man, even being a British captain will not be a license for his submission. He commented hard on the disparaging outlook of the villagers to untouchables, even went far as reprimanding the village doctor and their village chief.

Captain Andrew Russell

He is an arrogant, sadistic and capricious man who wielded the power of life and death over the villages under his jurisdiction. He heads the British cantonment near Champaner and is quite reckless with the political decisions he make. Russell is fond of dares and wagers, always with the object of humiliating Indians and forcing them to adopt British habits. He loves to poach animals (which greatly angered Bhuvan) and picks on Indians when he sets in pissed moods, even went far as killing them. He is the stereotypical evil villain who looks down on people’s capacities, ultimately bringing him into embarrassment. He does political blackmail to maintain that iron fist the cantonment keeps. He highly despises Bhuvan, which started when Bhuvan drove his poached animals to distractions, and intensified when Bhuvan made a matter-of-fact commentary on the British engagement in absurdities such as playing cricket. Because of his decision to cancel lagaan for 3 if the Indians win in the cricket match that will be staged in 3 months, the British Provincial Center expressed their resentment to his political incapacity and “preposterous idea”. They challenged him to pay all the taxes of Champaner and the whole province using the money from his own pocket and pack off to Africa.

Rajah Puran Singhji

He is the governing Rajah of Champaner, the faithful village voice of the Indians to the British, albeit not that powerful to influence Captain Russell’s final decisions. The people of Champaner showed great respect for this authority. Their family has protected Champaner for a couple of years now, and even now that the British commanded their authority in the area. He was the one responsible for the canceling of lagaan in 1892, even begged to Captain Russell to cancel double lagaan payment in 1893. Even though he was the Rajah, he wields not the final decisions for Champaner and submits most of the time to the British wants. Easily swayed by political blackmails, in fairness to him - leaves him no choice. He did not forsake his religion even to the point that it will return something of his requests. The eyes of Rajah Puran Singhji longs for freedom and justice for his constituents in Champaner, but he had a weak heart and could not galvanize this desire. He did not extend beyond his comfort zone to create witty rationales that will finally outsmart Captain Russell. When he learned that the double lagan could be cancelled, one can see through his judgement that he wants the people to emerge victorious, as he is also pained by the circumstances they are in.

Gauri

The young and perky village girl, who dreams of marrying Bhuvan, the man she loves the most. She dreams of living in a home with a Neem tree in the courtyard, a big field in the side of it with 2 cows, 1 pair of oxen, and 3 goats. She is jealous of Elizabeth and Bhuvan’s closeness and gets emotional when she is being overlooked by Bhuvan. She was the first to express his support for Bhuvan and has not faltered since in supporting Bhuvan’s desire after that night (most seen by her cooking for food during the team’s practices at a barren hill near Champaner). She loves fortune telling, even believed what Ghuran said about putting henna on her hands and wedding bangles for this year.

Elizabeth Russell

She is the good natured sister of Captain Andrew Russell, a complete contradiction of his malevolence. Her attachment to the Indians started when she saw Bhuvan, Ghuran, and the others peering behind a bush to witness a cricket game. She was amused by this “never-give-up” spirit and went that far in helping them, despite her caretaker’s warnings that once the captain knows, trouble is inevitable. Ever morning, he arrives at the designated practice site of the Indians and taught them all about cricket from the dimensions of the playing field, the 3 pirnciples in cricket which are wielding the ball, bowling the ball, and guarding the field, to practicing them the correct cricket moves. When asked by the Bhuvan on her motves to help them given that she is British, she replied “What happened to you was unfair and I wanted to give you a fair chance”. She takes fancy in Bhuvan’s bravado and took enough courage to express her love for him later in the film albeit in English (so Bhuvan can’t understand). Soon enough, her actuations were discovered by the captain, but amidst this adversity, she did not give up the Indians.

Ram Singh

He is the Indian personal assistant of Elizabeth. He is a practical man who never forgets his duties for her and his Indian roots. He was also secretly happy about Elizabeth’s helping of his fellow brothers, but warned her anyway about Captain Russell’s wrath if this is found out. Because Elizabeth could not understand comprehensive Indian language, he does the favor of serving as her interpreter as she conducts cricket game lessons to Bhuvan and his team. She also teaches Elizabeth how to speak basic Indian so that she can be competent herself in dealing with the villagers. She accompanies Elizabeth’s journey to the practice hill, and even to the temple where the village celebrated Vishnu’s birthday feast.

Lakha

He likes Gauri but Gauri has no feelings for him. A scruffed ruggedly looking man who chops wood for a living, one look at him can foretell something is entirely fishy with his motives. He spilled the beans when he told Captain Russell personally that Elizabeth is helping the Indians in cricket. Captain Russell suggested he better join Bhuvan’s team. When he joined, everyone in Bhuvan’s team doubted his malicious intentions because he is known to be a cheater. He expressed his desire to improve in running. Bhuvan accepted him because he has chopped for so long actually gaining strength in the way he holds an axe. Bhuvan also, being mindful of Lakha’s unpredictability said “For the whiteys, it may only be a game, but for us it is our life”.

Mai

She is the widowed mother of Bhuvan and is always supportive of him in all his endeavors. Bhuvan highly respects his mother and promised her to take a bride her mother loves. She shows deep concern for the village and was one with them in praying for the monsoon to bring rain at last to their parched lands.

Isar Kaka

He is the father of Gauri, who is also the village brahman physician. He was one of those angered by Bhuvan’s decision to play cricket against the British but was won over when Bhuvan coaxed the whole village with a song in the night. He turned out to be one of those faithful members who protects the integrity of Bhuvan’s character and the team in general. Although already in his middle adulthood, he expressed lack of sound judgment when he sided with the castes system rule of not intermingling with the untouchable but was hit by Bhuvan’s wisdom that his medical books did not license him to exclude the socially excluded from treatment. Isar Kaka admires Bhuvan’s courageous stand in life.

Bagha

He was one of Bhuvan’s cricket team players, and is principally the village temple’s mute drum roller. His first appearance marked an expectant character who drums for nimbus cloud formation (but disappointed when the clouds only passed Champaner). He is physically built but quite childish in his dealings. He is loyal to Bhuvan’s dreams and never gives up in practicing polishing his part in the cricket team.

Deva Singh Sudhi

He was once a soldier for the British cantonment, but he left after he was maltreated and saw the disparaging actuations of the British against the Indians. He joined Bhuvan’s cricket team after watching them practice. When asked by Bhuvan what his motives for joining are, he said “I wanted to fight the British maybe not through swords or guns but through bat and ball”.

Kachra

He is an arm-paralyzed untouchable who lived at the outskirts of Champaner near the practice site of the cricket team. One day, an outbound ball landed at his space after Bhuvan’s attempt to catch it. When Bhuvan requested him to throw the ball back at him, he amazingly did so actually spinning it. Bhuvan decide that he will be the 11th and the last player of the team. This was oppose by the conservative village. But Bhuvan defended his right and reverted the village thwarted views on the castes system as a means to disenfranchise people towards social acceptance. His rhetoric later on won the village’s chief decisions to include the untouchable. Kachra was immensely happy; even shed tears after Bhuvan’s statements and his touching of him amidst culture restriction. Although physically handicapped, his limp hand turned into one of the team’s secret weapons (he invents spin bowling). The scene of his acceptance into the team, championed by Bhuvan against the initial opposition of everyone else, is both moving and anachronistic, prefiguring by decades Gandhi’s efforts.

Movies that I Scheduled this January

The Illusionist (its been ages since i last saw a 2D film)


Coming Soon (horror thai, crossing my fingers it will not let me down)

Suicide Club (54 girls committed suicide along a railway and its only the introduction, melodramatic gore!)

Buried (very intriguing plot and poster)

The King’s Speech (highly rated by RT critics and colin firth is here!)

Summer Wars (seen it and i'm kinda disappointed, but the ending theme is memorable! sigh! koi koi!)

Black Swan

The Social Network (my friend's copy is broken)

Les Triplettes de Belleville

The Strange Case of Angelica (read again)